Disney rebrands to “Moloch”

Following in the footsteps of Facebook renaming to “Meta”, The Disney corporation announced their rename to “Moloch”.

“It just so much more fitting to our mission.” We’ve been hiding it for years, but Desantis’ “Don’t Say Gay” law has forced us to finally show our hand. Our rebrand will help everybody to remember to sacrifice their children for the groomers.


Want a “Moloch” T-Shirt?

We’re considering printing our very own “Moloch” T-Shirts. If you’re interested, let us know. No commitment, just curious if anybody else out there feels the same way we do. If we get enough interest, we’ll reach back out to you with details.

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