Random Thoughts
Forget Fail Whale, check out Fail Rex
We’ve all seen Twitter’s “Fail Whale” … but have you ever seen Answers In Genesis‘ “Fail Rex”? Too Funny!
Galli Should Be Removed from Office
It’s time to say what we need to say when an editor in chief’s character is revealed for what it is.
Trump’s letter to Pelosi
This is an excerpt from an amazingly clear and articulate letter that Trump wrote to Pelosi. Unfortunately, thanks to the media’s anti-American bias, most Americans won’t ever be presented with such a clear explanation of the facts. I write to express my strongest and most powerful protest against the partisan impeachment crusade being pursued by … Read more
Forget Impeachment
Congress should quit wasting time with the impeachment efforts, and do something useful, like pass a law that every public restroom door that swings in should be equipped with a Toepener.
The Darkness
Day: Taco Bell dropped 9 menu items. Which doesn’t even make sense. It’s not like they’re not going to have most of those ingredients in every restaurant anyway. Welcome to the Darkness. https://www.fox8live.com/2019/08/30/taco-bell-says-bye-fan-favorites-menu/ Say goodbye to: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos Chips and Salsa Double Tostada Power Menu Burrito Beefy Mini … Read more
What it feels like being served salad before pizza
Jeremy’s Mom: Pizza’s Here!Jeremy’s Dad: Yes!Jeremy: Finally! Jeremy’s Mom: But first let’s all enjoy a nice, healthy salad. Jeremy’s Dad: It’s like standing at the gates of heaven and finding out that you’re in boarding group 6.
Okay, we like our catchphrases
I’m just realizing that we must use a lot of catchphrases, as our six year old regularly quotes television shows and movies that she’s never even seen. A sampling: I don’t think so, Tim – Home Improvement I don’t think that means what you think it means – Princess Bride Have fun storming the castle – … Read more
30 years, 5 months, 3 days later
…our son is quoting calvin to us.