Mr.3
The Darkness
Day: Taco Bell dropped 9 menu items. Which doesn’t even make sense. It’s not like they’re not going to have most of those ingredients in every restaurant anyway. Welcome to the Darkness. https://www.fox8live.com/2019/08/30/taco-bell-says-bye-fan-favorites-menu/ Say goodbye to: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos Chips and Salsa Double Tostada Power Menu Burrito Beefy Mini … Read more
What it feels like being served salad before pizza
Jeremy’s Mom: Pizza’s Here!Jeremy’s Dad: Yes!Jeremy: Finally! Jeremy’s Mom: But first let’s all enjoy a nice, healthy salad. Jeremy’s Dad: It’s like standing at the gates of heaven and finding out that you’re in boarding group 6.
Okay, we like our catchphrases
I’m just realizing that we must use a lot of catchphrases, as our six year old regularly quotes television shows and movies that she’s never even seen. A sampling: I don’t think so, Tim – Home Improvement I don’t think that means what you think it means – Princess Bride Have fun storming the castle – … Read more
30 years, 5 months, 3 days later
…our son is quoting calvin to us.
You Can Tell
You can tell our little girl has an older brother. She just built a princess castle out of lego. With its own missile defense system.
Pac-Man Pancake and Sausage
The title says it all.
Today, my son is a man.
He ate an entire Chipotle burrito by himself.